Because I said so

and im so happy that my mum don't even wanna know his name.

watch this movie and you'll get what i mean.

PPS

he asked

i answered

he smiled

and i blushed

yay me~~

im normal!!XDD

Teenage Sex

I sit on her bed
He sits on my bed
I don't know what to say
He looks so nervous
She looks hot
I hope he knows what hes doing
Tonight I get laid
Tonight I make love to him
I look in her eyes
I look in his eyes
I lean in for a kiss
I close my eyes
She presses her lips on mine
He's kissing me
What do I do next?
I put my hand on his face
Should I touch her chest?
I want him to touch me
I put my hand on her chest
Wow thats good
Our kiss gets more hot
I feel a connection
Should i get on top of her?
I want it to be special
I'm glad I brought a condom
I break the kiss and lay back on the bed
She wants me
"Do you have a condom?"
Oh yeah "yes I do"
"Lets do it"
I crawl on top of her
I take off my shirt
Holy shit she took off her shirt
"Take yours off"
Wow this is really happening
I take off my skirt
Oh my god shes half naked
Damn I hope this doesn't hurt
I take off my pants and boxers
There goes my bra and thong
Holy shit I'm hard
Holy shit he's hard
"Are you sure?"
"Hell yes" I'm naked aren't I?
I put the condom on
This is going way too fast
"Ready?"
I nod
I crawl on top of her
I spread my legs
I kiss her
Wow this is it
I enter her
Fuck that hurts
"You ok?"
"mmhmm" obviously not!
Damn this is alot better then doing it myself
Um ow jackass
She looks like shes in pain
He looks nervous again
"Wanna continue"
"Yes" Oh god get this over with

by JaneSays

genius writer.

devaint her~

I wanna move out!

so desperately...

isnt it the greatest thing?

having your own kitchen

ah...the joy~~

the smell of mushrooms simmer in cream

poured over perfectly cooked angel hair

teehee><

you have no idea

如何捉住射手座女人的心

笑死我的一篇文章...



射手座的女人，天生的表現就是獨立自主，凡事都不用依賴別人，而且她戰鬥力十足，好像隨時都可以出征，面對眼前的挑戰，雖然如此，但她如果愛上妳，她也可以做個柔順的小女人，但是這是要出自她的自我意願，如果不是她願意的話，你也別想讓她可以這麼做。
她同樣喜愛享受人生，她很清楚愛情是盲目的，但她也會願意為愛情一上點兒賭注的，如果她真的認定了你，她就會一輩子死心蹋地的跟著你了。

和你的射手座情人相處大秘技

和射手座女人在一起一定要做的事：

和你的射手座女人一起享有好奇心，及對生命的熱情，共同去探索世界。
誠懇的面對你們兩的感情，不欺騙的世界很得她的喜愛。
和她從好朋友做起，再慢慢建立起愛的一畝田。

給她自由的空間，放手讓她做她想做的事情。
就算婚後，也要給她足夠的自由空間，不然她永遠都會懼怕婚姻。
了解她的內心世界，做一個她所渴望的值得信賴的伴侶。
好好的疼惜她，因為她真的是容易受傷害的女人。
尊重她，鼓勵她，了解她，就是對她最大的愛情表現。
婚後的生活，也要常常製造浪漫的氣氛，讓她擺脫婚姻中的包袱。
別長時間的沈溺於性愛之中，這可是射手座的女孩所受不了的。


和射手座女人在一起絕不能做的事：

別讓她覺得你好像不信任她，信任感是她非常在意的事，尤其在戀愛之中。
別指責她朋友好像比較重要，反而忽略了你。
別懷疑她對你的愛，即便是她也常常這樣對你。
別因為迎合她而失去了你自己的幽默感與自由。
別想控制她愛好旅遊與花錢的習慣，這可是犯了她享樂自由的大忌。
別讓她失去了戀愛或結婚後自我的獨立性，讓她失去了生活及生命的重心。
別欺騙她的感情，別讓不坦誠變成了你們兩之間的包袱。
別把她所擁有能力，化為對你的阻力而不是助力。
別用悲觀消極的態度來對待她，讓她也好像被你所影響。
不要在她面前出現虛情假意這樣的行為，這是她最討厭的。
大男人主義，在她的愛情中，是不可以存在的。


its quite accurate really.XD