事情發生在美國的一所大學。
在快下課時教授對同學們說:'我和大家做個遊戲,誰願意配合我一下。'
一女生走上台來。
教授說: ' 請在黑板上寫下你難以割捨的二十個人的名字。'
女生照做了。
有她的鄰居、朋友以、親人等等。
教授說: ' 請你劃掉一個這 堶惕A認為最不重要的人。'
女生劃掉了一個她鄰居的名字。
教授又說: ' 請你再劃掉一個。'
女生又劃掉了一個她的同事。
教授再說: ' 請你再劃掉一個一生中最不重要的人。'
女生又劃掉了一個。
......
最後,黑板上只剩下了三個人,她的父母、丈夫和孩子。
教室非常安靜,同學們靜靜的看著教授,感覺這似乎已不再是一個遊戲了。
教授平靜的說: ' 請再劃掉一個。'
女生遲疑著,艱難的做著選擇...... 她舉起粉筆,劃掉了父母的名字。
' 請再劃掉一個。'
身邊又傳來了教授的聲音。
她驚呆了,顫巍巍地舉起粉筆緩慢而堅決的又劃掉了兒子的名字。
緊接著,她哇的一聲哭了,樣子非常痛苦。
教授等她平靜了一下,問道: ' 和你最親的人應該是你的父母和你的孩子,因為父母是養育的人,孩子是你親生的,而丈夫是可以重新再尋找的,為什麼丈夫反倒是你最難割捨的人呢?'
同學們靜靜地看著她,等待著她的回答。
女生平靜而又緩慢地說道: '
隨著時間的推移,
父母會先我而去,
孩子長大成人後肯定也會離我而去,
真正陪伴我度過一生的只有 我的丈夫
如果是你,你没删的最后一个名字会是谁?
是我的话,大概会是我弟弟
虽然说是天天跟我斗嘴的人
但是就像我父亲所说的:“你发生事情的话,他会是第一个冲去救你的人,也可能是唯一为你而牺牲生命的人...”
当然, 我希望这是真的...
Sunday, April 20, 2008
ive been tagged...><
Instructions : Remove ONE question from below and add in your personal question. Make it a total of 20 questions. Then tag EIGHT people in our list and list them down at the end of this post. Notify them in his/her chatbox that they have been tagged.
1. What are you craving now?
Nikon half pro camera...its only RM1048 okayy!!! he bought it at RM2500++ but why can't I buy it at this price when PC fair is still here?!!
2. What was the last movie you've watched?
L Change The World, god he's hawt~ XDD *squats on chair*
3. If you were to be stranded on a desert island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you?
can i not take anyone? = ="
4. What are you most happy with now?
eating kimchi~
5. If you can have 1 dream come true, what would it be?
get to study in my dream university without taking SPM...
6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after it rains?
duhh...
7. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
her...xp
8. Why are you wasting your time doing this?
cuz Rynn tagged me...= ="
9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
no, thats why she doesnt know that i like her...well i stil wanna be friends rather than she hating me...
10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
impressed by her pro english^^
quite mature for her age~
has a good sense of style in blog design... XD
11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
perfect...hehe...i know i know, its hard to find right? well thats the point...protection againts marriage~ MWAHAHA....
12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
fakers of course
13. What is your ambition?
it was a designer...but now...i dunnoe
14. If you have fault, would you rather the people around you point it out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
better to know what they dislike bout you than not knowing it and making ppl hate you isn't it?
15. What do you think is the most improtant thing in your life?
friends & money
16. Are you a shopaholic or not?
yeah, i can shop whole daywithout resting~ but i dont spend much though
17. Find a word to describe the person who tagged you.
friendly
18. What will you do when someone faints in front of you?
steals that person's stuff~ XD nahh...joking...call d ambulance i guess...
19. What makes you different?
everyone's different
20. (my Q) What will you do if the person you like tells u he/she likes too?
*faints*
I tag....
nobody...XP
1. What are you craving now?
Nikon half pro camera...its only RM1048 okayy!!! he bought it at RM2500++ but why can't I buy it at this price when PC fair is still here?!!
2. What was the last movie you've watched?
L Change The World, god he's hawt~ XDD *squats on chair*
3. If you were to be stranded on a desert island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you?
can i not take anyone? = ="
4. What are you most happy with now?
eating kimchi~
5. If you can have 1 dream come true, what would it be?
get to study in my dream university without taking SPM...
6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after it rains?
duhh...
7. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
her...xp
8. Why are you wasting your time doing this?
cuz Rynn tagged me...= ="
9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
no, thats why she doesnt know that i like her...well i stil wanna be friends rather than she hating me...
10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
impressed by her pro english^^
quite mature for her age~
has a good sense of style in blog design... XD
11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
perfect...hehe...i know i know, its hard to find right? well thats the point...protection againts marriage~ MWAHAHA....
12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
fakers of course
13. What is your ambition?
it was a designer...but now...i dunnoe
14. If you have fault, would you rather the people around you point it out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
better to know what they dislike bout you than not knowing it and making ppl hate you isn't it?
15. What do you think is the most improtant thing in your life?
friends & money
16. Are you a shopaholic or not?
yeah, i can shop whole daywithout resting~ but i dont spend much though
17. Find a word to describe the person who tagged you.
friendly
18. What will you do when someone faints in front of you?
steals that person's stuff~ XD nahh...joking...call d ambulance i guess...
19. What makes you different?
everyone's different
20. (my Q) What will you do if the person you like tells u he/she likes too?
*faints*
I tag....
nobody...XP
Saturday, April 5, 2008
周傑倫的故事
母親愛是偉大的--- 周杰倫來自破裂家庭「媽媽用愛付出一切」
周杰倫,萬千青少年為他的歌聲而癡迷、崇拜的一位天皇巨星,對母親葉惠美有著似海深情,因為在他最孤獨最無助的時候,是媽媽用溫暖愛的臂膀支撐著他。
所以周杰倫一直說,「只要媽媽高興,我願意為她付出一切!」 音樂天才破裂的家
周杰倫出生於1979年1月,媽媽葉惠美是台北淡江小學的美術老師,爸爸是淡江中學的物理老師。
周杰倫4歲讀幼稚園時,葉惠美把他送到淡江山葉幼兒音樂班學鋼琴。
平時活潑好動的小杰倫一站到鋼琴面前,竟是出奇的安靜,聽老師彈奏一遍自己就能復彈出來,老師告訴葉惠美,這孩子很有天分!
為了培養杰倫的音樂素質,葉惠美主張拿出家裏全部積蓄為杰倫買一架好鋼琴,請最好的鋼琴老師為杰倫輔導。
而杰倫的爸爸則認為不必這麼認真,男孩子嘛,隨意一點,沒必要拿出全部積蓄投資。
最後,葉惠美還是背著丈夫為杰倫買了一架鋼琴,弄得杰倫爸很不高興。
小學三年級時,杰倫偶然聽到世界名曲《天鵝湖》,被大提琴憂傷淒美的曲調迷住了,葉惠美沒和丈夫商量又為杰倫購買了大提琴。
杰倫爸對妻子葉惠美「孤注一擲」的做法嗤之以鼻,他回家就指責葉惠美的不是,家庭裡的溫馨越來越少,爭吵越來越多。
杰倫不知道爸爸為什麼總要找媽媽吵鬧,他用自己稚嫩的詩行記下他的困惑和傷感:
『從小到大只有媽媽的溫暖為什麼我爸爸那麼兇
如果真的我有一雙翅膀兩雙翅膀隨時出發
偷偷出發我一定帶走我媽媽…… 』
這傷感的詩行杰倫後來為它譜了曲,就是那首令萬千歌迷傷感的《爸,我回來了》。
周杰倫初中二年級時,父母終於離婚。
14歲的周杰倫寫道:「爸爸媽媽彼此沒有愛,難道這就是生命的真諦?」沉默、倔強和叛逆已經塑造了另一個周杰倫。
世人不識君苦悶中的徘徊
周杰倫有音樂天賦,但功課卻很糟。高中聯考總分只有 100多分,連普通高中也沒考上,前途一片黯淡,母子倆相對無言,難道兒子就這麼完了?
恰好淡江中學第一屆音樂班正在招生,周杰倫考上了。
因為彈得一手好鋼琴,拉得一手好大提琴,又時常活躍在籃球場上,周杰倫成為許多女同學關注和談論的對象。
但是,周杰倫卻常常面無表情,很少露出一絲笑容,除了音樂成績出類拔萃以外,其它科目成績幾乎全線紅字,老師們紛紛認為他智力低下,他的英語老師甚至直言不諱對葉惠美說周杰倫有智力障礙。
葉惠美陷入了深深的思索,她還是決定要把杰倫培養成才,至少當一個鋼琴師吧。
葉惠美沒有指責杰倫,她認為杰倫走到今天冷漠、叛逆的地步是家庭的不和睦造成的,並且深信自己的孩子沒有智力障礙,於是她嚐試用姐弟式的關心來「馴服」周杰倫,規定自己「三不」:不嘮叨、不指責、不脅迫兒子。
果然如老師們的預測,周杰倫沒有考上大學。
葉惠美多方打聽後,鼓勵杰倫去考台北大學音樂系,結果他沒有被錄取。周杰倫咬著牙考第二次,還是失敗了。
媽媽和外婆外公都為杰倫的前途擔憂,這孩子究竟將來能幹什麼呢? 極度迷惘的周杰倫無所事事,只好等待服海軍兵役,這期間,竟得了殭直性脊椎炎,令人沮喪的是這種病無法根治,只能靠藥物緩解,到了晚期全身甚至會像殭屍一樣僵硬,也可能導致癱瘓。
葉惠美和外婆說起杰倫就垂淚。
母愛呵護下一飛沖天
病緩解一些後,周杰倫到一家餐廳打工,作為端盤工的他因為時常打翻菜盤,每個月的工資幾乎被扣掉了一半。
餐廳中有一台鋼琴,一次閒暇時周杰倫彈了一曲《蕭邦舞曲》,把老闆驚呆了,老闆靈機一動,叫周杰倫不要端盤子了,就在餐廳彈琴,然後請來電視台記者炒作,不但使得餐廳生意火爆起來,還節約了一大筆請鋼琴師的費用。
葉惠美感受到了杰倫的音樂潛能,她替兒子在台北星光電視台娛樂節目「超猛新人王」報了名。周杰倫精心創作了一首歌曲《夢有翅膀》,但他對自己的演唱實在沒信心,請了一位歌手演唱。
演唱者不能理解他的曲風,而他的鋼琴伴奏又顯得怪異,弄得台下聽眾噓聲一片,初出茅廬的一場表演徹底搞砸了。
葉惠美急了,性格內向的她鼓起勇氣找到了主持人吳宗憲,把《夢有翅膀》的曲譜拿給他看。吳宗憲當時是台灣阿爾發音樂公司的老闆,
他對周杰倫的第一印象並不好,應付似的拿起曲譜掃了一眼,卻是眼睛一亮,歌譜不僅抄寫得工工整整,而且譜得十分複雜。
慧眼的他立即改變了主意:「這孩子還可以,明天叫他到我公司來上班!」
周杰倫進了音樂公司任音樂製作助理,在媽媽的鼓勵下,每天主動幫同事們買盒飯,大家對這個沉默寡言但又勤快的小伙子有了好感。
而葉惠美總擔心杰倫冷漠而倔強,又不善言辭,生怕他無意中把老闆和員工們得罪了,於是常常在下班時間站在公司門口,準備一些可口的比薩、炸雞送給員工,請他們包涵杰倫。
一來二往,葉惠美對公司員工比周杰倫還熟悉,同事們都知道周杰倫有一個好媽媽。
周杰倫很快創作出大量的歌曲,但讓吳宗憲感到不可理解的是,他創作的歌詞總是怪怪的,音樂圈內幾乎沒有人喜歡。
一次,周杰倫又拿著自己的得意之作送給吳宗憲審讀。
這次吳宗憲連看都不看,便將那首歌曲揉成一團,隨手丟進身邊的垃圾桶裡去了。
周杰倫的眼淚禁不住流了出來。
是放棄還是繼續?
媽媽每天來公司門口已經成為一道風景線,如果放棄,太對不起媽媽了,周杰倫硬著頭皮支撐著,他吃住都在辦公室,以每天一首歌的速度進行創作。
葉惠美每天晚上都到公司看望杰倫,望著日漸消瘦的兒子,她強忍著不讓自己的淚水流出來,儘量說一些鼓勵的開心的話,然後將杰倫換下的髒衣服拿回去洗乾淨。
一連一個多月,吳宗憲每天早上八點鐘上班時,總能準時見到周杰倫新的作品。
終於,他被這位小伙子的勤奮和天賦深深地感動了,他「嗅」出了周杰倫的歌曲隱隱有一種味道,答應找歌手演唱他創作的歌曲。
吳宗憲將周杰倫的《眼淚知道》推薦給天王歌星劉德華,劉德華看了一眼就拒絕了。
不久,又將他的《雙節棍》推薦給火爆華語歌壇的張惠妹,沒料想,張惠妹也毫不猶豫地拒絕了。
吳宗憲決定給周杰倫最後一次機會,讓他自己演唱自己創作的歌曲,如果這樣也不行,他就只好請周杰倫走人了!
他將周杰倫叫到辦公室,十分鄭重地說:「阿倫,給你 10天的時間,如果你能寫出50首歌,而我可以從中挑出10首,那麼我就幫你出唱片。」
老闆的話刺激得周杰倫興奮不已,他打電話告訴媽媽後就跑到街上買回一大箱方便麵(泡麵)。
他想,就是拼了命,也要做最後的搏擊。
周杰倫熬紅了雙眼如約寫出了50首歌曲,而且每一首都寫得結構合理,譜得工工整整。
吳宗憲終於有了讚許的笑容,他挑選出10首,2001 年初製成了周杰倫的第一張專輯《杰倫》。
公司對這張唱片沒抱多大希望,能收回製作成本就算不錯了。
然而《杰倫》橫空出世後,猶如一場猛烈的颱風橫掃台灣,很快被歌迷搶購一空。
《杰倫》一舉奪得台灣當年最佳流行音樂演唱專輯、最佳製作人和最佳作曲人三項大獎。
《杰倫》的成功讓公司始料不及,讓台灣的歌星們大跌眼鏡,紛紛詢問哪裏冒出來的周杰倫?
如果說第一張專輯小有成就的話,那麼,周杰倫第二張專輯《范特西》已經形成了風暴,席捲了大陸、港台、東南亞整個華語歌壇,各種大獎紛至沓來。
周杰倫終於成功了,他深深明白,沒有媽媽黑暗中明燈般的溫暖,他支撐不到今天,媽媽為他一直未再嫁,點點滴滴都是舐犢之情。
他將所有的收入都交給媽媽掌管,儘管自己有了公寓,每個週末依然回家,同媽媽、外婆一起享受天倫之樂。
葉惠美更是百感交集,當年丈夫的譏諷、老師的搖頭、生活的艱辛都隨風而去。
葉惠美退休後,周杰倫總擔心媽媽寂寞,只要在台灣,他都回家同媽媽住在一起。
週末時,他會約上媽媽一起去看午夜場的電影,媽媽喜歡看經典片,周杰倫就陪著看,而周杰倫喜歡看的前衛片,葉惠美也陪著兒子看,幸福的暖流縈繞在母子心間。
周杰倫的第四張專輯就叫《葉惠美》,這是兒子獻給母親的禮物。
周杰倫,萬千青少年為他的歌聲而癡迷、崇拜的一位天皇巨星,對母親葉惠美有著似海深情,因為在他最孤獨最無助的時候,是媽媽用溫暖愛的臂膀支撐著他。
所以周杰倫一直說,「只要媽媽高興,我願意為她付出一切!」 音樂天才破裂的家
周杰倫出生於1979年1月,媽媽葉惠美是台北淡江小學的美術老師,爸爸是淡江中學的物理老師。
周杰倫4歲讀幼稚園時,葉惠美把他送到淡江山葉幼兒音樂班學鋼琴。
平時活潑好動的小杰倫一站到鋼琴面前,竟是出奇的安靜,聽老師彈奏一遍自己就能復彈出來,老師告訴葉惠美,這孩子很有天分!
為了培養杰倫的音樂素質,葉惠美主張拿出家裏全部積蓄為杰倫買一架好鋼琴,請最好的鋼琴老師為杰倫輔導。
而杰倫的爸爸則認為不必這麼認真,男孩子嘛,隨意一點,沒必要拿出全部積蓄投資。
最後,葉惠美還是背著丈夫為杰倫買了一架鋼琴,弄得杰倫爸很不高興。
小學三年級時,杰倫偶然聽到世界名曲《天鵝湖》,被大提琴憂傷淒美的曲調迷住了,葉惠美沒和丈夫商量又為杰倫購買了大提琴。
杰倫爸對妻子葉惠美「孤注一擲」的做法嗤之以鼻,他回家就指責葉惠美的不是,家庭裡的溫馨越來越少,爭吵越來越多。
杰倫不知道爸爸為什麼總要找媽媽吵鬧,他用自己稚嫩的詩行記下他的困惑和傷感:
『從小到大只有媽媽的溫暖為什麼我爸爸那麼兇
如果真的我有一雙翅膀兩雙翅膀隨時出發
偷偷出發我一定帶走我媽媽…… 』
這傷感的詩行杰倫後來為它譜了曲,就是那首令萬千歌迷傷感的《爸,我回來了》。
周杰倫初中二年級時,父母終於離婚。
14歲的周杰倫寫道:「爸爸媽媽彼此沒有愛,難道這就是生命的真諦?」沉默、倔強和叛逆已經塑造了另一個周杰倫。
世人不識君苦悶中的徘徊
周杰倫有音樂天賦,但功課卻很糟。高中聯考總分只有 100多分,連普通高中也沒考上,前途一片黯淡,母子倆相對無言,難道兒子就這麼完了?
恰好淡江中學第一屆音樂班正在招生,周杰倫考上了。
因為彈得一手好鋼琴,拉得一手好大提琴,又時常活躍在籃球場上,周杰倫成為許多女同學關注和談論的對象。
但是,周杰倫卻常常面無表情,很少露出一絲笑容,除了音樂成績出類拔萃以外,其它科目成績幾乎全線紅字,老師們紛紛認為他智力低下,他的英語老師甚至直言不諱對葉惠美說周杰倫有智力障礙。
葉惠美陷入了深深的思索,她還是決定要把杰倫培養成才,至少當一個鋼琴師吧。
葉惠美沒有指責杰倫,她認為杰倫走到今天冷漠、叛逆的地步是家庭的不和睦造成的,並且深信自己的孩子沒有智力障礙,於是她嚐試用姐弟式的關心來「馴服」周杰倫,規定自己「三不」:不嘮叨、不指責、不脅迫兒子。
果然如老師們的預測,周杰倫沒有考上大學。
葉惠美多方打聽後,鼓勵杰倫去考台北大學音樂系,結果他沒有被錄取。周杰倫咬著牙考第二次,還是失敗了。
媽媽和外婆外公都為杰倫的前途擔憂,這孩子究竟將來能幹什麼呢? 極度迷惘的周杰倫無所事事,只好等待服海軍兵役,這期間,竟得了殭直性脊椎炎,令人沮喪的是這種病無法根治,只能靠藥物緩解,到了晚期全身甚至會像殭屍一樣僵硬,也可能導致癱瘓。
葉惠美和外婆說起杰倫就垂淚。
母愛呵護下一飛沖天
病緩解一些後,周杰倫到一家餐廳打工,作為端盤工的他因為時常打翻菜盤,每個月的工資幾乎被扣掉了一半。
餐廳中有一台鋼琴,一次閒暇時周杰倫彈了一曲《蕭邦舞曲》,把老闆驚呆了,老闆靈機一動,叫周杰倫不要端盤子了,就在餐廳彈琴,然後請來電視台記者炒作,不但使得餐廳生意火爆起來,還節約了一大筆請鋼琴師的費用。
葉惠美感受到了杰倫的音樂潛能,她替兒子在台北星光電視台娛樂節目「超猛新人王」報了名。周杰倫精心創作了一首歌曲《夢有翅膀》,但他對自己的演唱實在沒信心,請了一位歌手演唱。
演唱者不能理解他的曲風,而他的鋼琴伴奏又顯得怪異,弄得台下聽眾噓聲一片,初出茅廬的一場表演徹底搞砸了。
葉惠美急了,性格內向的她鼓起勇氣找到了主持人吳宗憲,把《夢有翅膀》的曲譜拿給他看。吳宗憲當時是台灣阿爾發音樂公司的老闆,
他對周杰倫的第一印象並不好,應付似的拿起曲譜掃了一眼,卻是眼睛一亮,歌譜不僅抄寫得工工整整,而且譜得十分複雜。
慧眼的他立即改變了主意:「這孩子還可以,明天叫他到我公司來上班!」
周杰倫進了音樂公司任音樂製作助理,在媽媽的鼓勵下,每天主動幫同事們買盒飯,大家對這個沉默寡言但又勤快的小伙子有了好感。
而葉惠美總擔心杰倫冷漠而倔強,又不善言辭,生怕他無意中把老闆和員工們得罪了,於是常常在下班時間站在公司門口,準備一些可口的比薩、炸雞送給員工,請他們包涵杰倫。
一來二往,葉惠美對公司員工比周杰倫還熟悉,同事們都知道周杰倫有一個好媽媽。
周杰倫很快創作出大量的歌曲,但讓吳宗憲感到不可理解的是,他創作的歌詞總是怪怪的,音樂圈內幾乎沒有人喜歡。
一次,周杰倫又拿著自己的得意之作送給吳宗憲審讀。
這次吳宗憲連看都不看,便將那首歌曲揉成一團,隨手丟進身邊的垃圾桶裡去了。
周杰倫的眼淚禁不住流了出來。
是放棄還是繼續?
媽媽每天來公司門口已經成為一道風景線,如果放棄,太對不起媽媽了,周杰倫硬著頭皮支撐著,他吃住都在辦公室,以每天一首歌的速度進行創作。
葉惠美每天晚上都到公司看望杰倫,望著日漸消瘦的兒子,她強忍著不讓自己的淚水流出來,儘量說一些鼓勵的開心的話,然後將杰倫換下的髒衣服拿回去洗乾淨。
一連一個多月,吳宗憲每天早上八點鐘上班時,總能準時見到周杰倫新的作品。
終於,他被這位小伙子的勤奮和天賦深深地感動了,他「嗅」出了周杰倫的歌曲隱隱有一種味道,答應找歌手演唱他創作的歌曲。
吳宗憲將周杰倫的《眼淚知道》推薦給天王歌星劉德華,劉德華看了一眼就拒絕了。
不久,又將他的《雙節棍》推薦給火爆華語歌壇的張惠妹,沒料想,張惠妹也毫不猶豫地拒絕了。
吳宗憲決定給周杰倫最後一次機會,讓他自己演唱自己創作的歌曲,如果這樣也不行,他就只好請周杰倫走人了!
他將周杰倫叫到辦公室,十分鄭重地說:「阿倫,給你 10天的時間,如果你能寫出50首歌,而我可以從中挑出10首,那麼我就幫你出唱片。」
老闆的話刺激得周杰倫興奮不已,他打電話告訴媽媽後就跑到街上買回一大箱方便麵(泡麵)。
他想,就是拼了命,也要做最後的搏擊。
周杰倫熬紅了雙眼如約寫出了50首歌曲,而且每一首都寫得結構合理,譜得工工整整。
吳宗憲終於有了讚許的笑容,他挑選出10首,2001 年初製成了周杰倫的第一張專輯《杰倫》。
公司對這張唱片沒抱多大希望,能收回製作成本就算不錯了。
然而《杰倫》橫空出世後,猶如一場猛烈的颱風橫掃台灣,很快被歌迷搶購一空。
《杰倫》一舉奪得台灣當年最佳流行音樂演唱專輯、最佳製作人和最佳作曲人三項大獎。
《杰倫》的成功讓公司始料不及,讓台灣的歌星們大跌眼鏡,紛紛詢問哪裏冒出來的周杰倫?
如果說第一張專輯小有成就的話,那麼,周杰倫第二張專輯《范特西》已經形成了風暴,席捲了大陸、港台、東南亞整個華語歌壇,各種大獎紛至沓來。
周杰倫終於成功了,他深深明白,沒有媽媽黑暗中明燈般的溫暖,他支撐不到今天,媽媽為他一直未再嫁,點點滴滴都是舐犢之情。
他將所有的收入都交給媽媽掌管,儘管自己有了公寓,每個週末依然回家,同媽媽、外婆一起享受天倫之樂。
葉惠美更是百感交集,當年丈夫的譏諷、老師的搖頭、生活的艱辛都隨風而去。
葉惠美退休後,周杰倫總擔心媽媽寂寞,只要在台灣,他都回家同媽媽住在一起。
週末時,他會約上媽媽一起去看午夜場的電影,媽媽喜歡看經典片,周杰倫就陪著看,而周杰倫喜歡看的前衛片,葉惠美也陪著兒子看,幸福的暖流縈繞在母子心間。
周杰倫的第四張專輯就叫《葉惠美》,這是兒子獻給母親的禮物。
為什麼学生考试会不及格?
学生考试不及格不是学生的错,因為一年只有365天。
一年有365天。有52个星期天,当作休息日,扣除后剩313天。
假期有90天,因為要玩乐/打工,所以,扣除后只剩223天。
每天平均睡8小时,总共有122天,扣除后剩101天。
每天平均运动一小时,有益身心健康,总会15天,扣除后剩下86天。
每天平均用餐约花2小时,总会30天,扣除后剩56天。
每天和朋友聊天花一小时,对社交人际关系有帮助,总会15天,扣除只剩41天。
一年考试天数约35天,扣除后只剩6天。
一年平均生病3天,扣除后只剩3天。
看电影的休闲约花3天,扣除后都没有了。
所以,考试不及格是因為根本就没有时间读书!你说对不对呢?
7 reasons not to mess with children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?' Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?' Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?' Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?' Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
三十年后的我
在健康国小,作文老师在五年级的班上上作文课,指定一个作文题目「三十年后的我」。
班上的一位女生小美写道:「今天的天气不错,我开着老公结婚周年送我的劳司莱斯,手指上戴着他刚买给我三克拉大钻戒,脖子上也挂着上个月生日才送我的红宝石项链,带着我的小孩到大安森林公园去玩。我们倘佯在花团锦簇的园区里,到处都是人们羡慕的眼光。突然,路上冲出一个浑身恶臭、满脸污秽、无家可归的老太太,我仔细一瞧~「天啊!她竟然是我小学五年级的作文老师!」
老师评语 : 这一个星期妳只能站着上课!
LOL
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